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Sea Symphony - percussion potpourri on the beach

I Sea Drums thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Where Bell-a Coola got its name from

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Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor. - English Proverb

Kettle Drum: What musicians boil water in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern music is as dangerous as narcotics. - Pietro Mascagni

I have always had the sea as my playground. - Alexander D. Oen

Music hath charms to soothe the savage beast. - James Bramston

Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

The only love affair I have ever had was with music. - Maurice Ravel

Who is staring at the sea is already sailing a little. - Paul Carvel

What is best in music is not to be found in the notes. - Gustav Mahler

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

It is always fatal to have music or poetry interrupted. - George Eliot

You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music. - Sid Vicious

Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together. - Anais Nin

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. - Arthur O'Shaughnessy

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. - Confucius

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Music is enough for a lifetime, but a lifetime is not enough for music. - Sergei Rachmaninoff

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

When you are about 35 years old, something terrible always happens to music. - Steve Race

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of your horn. - Charlie Parker

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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Gas and Dash

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Bird on a Wire (past tense)

Workplace Hazards in Tasmania

Tiger On A Roll

Men's Golf Rules

Where Did He Go?

Sudden Invented Syndrome

Calculus Drinks

Lights, Camera, Overreaction

Rebar Walker

Leading The Way

Melted Dog

Painful Ballet

Welder's Last Stand

My Life Goal

1-800-PILLCASH

Ghetto Boat

Hungry Hiker Tree

Redneck Roof

My Last Swim In The Ocean