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I don't like seeing people angry. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

The only thing some people do is get older. - Edgar Watson Howe

Find the right people, not the best people. - Jack Ma

In heaven all the interesting people are missing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. - Unknown

A people without history is like the wind on the buffalo grass. - Lakota Sioux Proverb

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once. - Bill Watterson

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

People spend entire lifetimes trying to avoid the things that have already happened. - Silvia Hartmann

People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact it's the other way around. - Terry Pratchett

There are Two Typos of People in This World: Those Who Can Edit and Those Who Can't - Joe-kster

There are only two kinds of people in the world: the Irish and those who wish they were. - Irish Saying

One third of the people in the United States promote while the other two thirds provide. - Will Rogers

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Most of the successful people I've known are the ones who do more listening than talking. - Bernard Baruch

A worker must win the hearts and affections of the people before he can do any effective work. - D.L. Moody

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. - Casey Stengel

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

The people who did you wrong or who didn't quite know how to show up, you forgive them. And forgiving them allows you to forgive yourself too. - Jane Fonda

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more. - Woody Allen

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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