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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

Ultimate: The last person you marry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only thing some people do is get older. - Edgar Watson Howe

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

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thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch. - Jack Nicholson

What people are afraid of can tell us a lot about society. - Anne Holt

Entremanure: People who start real crappy dot com companies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. - Emily Dickinson

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

... that I own so much of it and most people thought I would never sell. - Donald Trump

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious. - Steven Wright

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you, the less you know. - Duane Arbus

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

There is no use offering something different if you don't tell people about it. - Robert Campbell Kidd

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A great many people seem to end up over the hill without ever having actually climbed it. - Unknown

People who urge you to be realistic generally want you to accept their version of reality. - Unknown

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

With regard to donations always expect the most from prudent people, who keep their own accounts. - Joseph Addison

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

What chance gathers she easily scatters. A great person attracts great people and knows how to hold them together. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

To like many people spontaneously and without effort is perhaps the greatest of all sources of personal happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Poverty is an anomaly to rich people. It is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do not ring the bell. - Walter Bagehot

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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