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Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Some people will believe anything, if you whisper it. - Unknown

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Timid people always reek their peevishness on the gentle. - George Eliot

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

People who need people are the luckiest people in the world. - Bob Merrill

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

By associating with wise people you will become wise yourself. - Menander

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

It is possible for ordinary people to choose to be extraordinary. - Elon Musk

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Ever more people today have the means to live, but no meaning to live for. - Viktor Frankl

How many people live on the reputation of the reputation they might have made. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. - Billy Wilder

By giving people the power to share, we're making the world more transparent. - Mark Zuckerberg

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

I think my music is like anchovies - some people like it, some people get nauseous. - Barry Manilow

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

Great leaders find ways to connect with their people and help them fulfill their potential. - Steven J Stowell

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

I hear much of people's calling out to punish the guilty, but very few are concerned to clear the innocent. - Daniel Defoe

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

There is no such thing as a weird human being. It's just that some people require more understanding than others. - Tom Robbins

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. - Archibald Putt

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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