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People who boast about their IQ are losers. - Stephen Hawking

Kindness is loving people more than they deserve. - Joseph Joubert

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Five out of four people have a problem with fractions. - Unknown

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

People haven't always been there for me, but music always has. - Taylor Swift

It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people. - Andy Roddick

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

People are like music. Some speak the truth, and others are just noise. - Bill Murray

All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff. - Frank Zappa

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. - Lucille S. Harper

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. - John Wooden

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Everything in the world we want to do or get done, we must do with and through people. - Earl Nightingale

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one. - Cato the Elder

People just have this core desire to express who they are. And I think that's always existed. - Mark Zuckerberg

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I'm owned by the people. I mean, I'm telling you, I'm no angel, but I'm gonna do right by them. - Donald Trump

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

It's one thing knowing you have people cheering you on, yet another to know they have walked in your footsteps. - Christine Magnus Moore

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

Don't hire a copycat of yourself. Look for people whose skills are the opposite of yours. Dare to emphasize your weaknesses. - Diane Janknegt

It's not what we don't know that hurts us, people say. It's what we believe is true that isn't that does the damage. - Melody Beattie

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to. - Katharine Whitehorn

I would rather be in the cycle where people are underestimating us. It gives us latitude to go out and make big bets that excite and amaze people. - Mark Zuckerberg


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