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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

The people are to be taken in small doses. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

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thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people. - Mitch Hedberg

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Surround yourself only with people who are going to take you higher. - Oprah Winfrey

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Grandchildren: The only people who can get more out of you than the IRS - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

If you're naturally kind, you attract a lot of people you don't like. - William Feather

How many people live on the reputation of the reputation they might have made. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

People spend entire lifetimes trying to avoid the things that have already happened. - Silvia Hartmann

Pretty people aren't as accepted as other people. It comes with all these stigmas. - Mischa Barton

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren't too busy providing for it. - Unknown

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing 'k' instead of 'ok'? - Unknown

Young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do. - French Proverb

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

You can get everything you want or need in life if you just help enough people get what they want and need. - Zig Ziglar

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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