I Shoot People!

Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown

Half the people you know are below average. - Steven Wright

Tough times don't last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

Conceited people never hear anything but praise. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Some people will believe anything, if you whisper it. - Unknown

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson

Music can change the world because it can change people. - Bono

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes. - Oscar Wilde

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. - Agatha Christie

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it. - G K Chesterton

All of us admire people we don't like and like people we don't admire. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows. - Sam Kinison

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

Conventional people are roused to fury by departure from convention, largely because they regard such departure as a criticism of themselves. - Bertrand Russell