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Quiet people have the loudest minds. - Stephen King

People only see what they are prepared to see. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self-actualizing people must be what they can be. - Wayne Dyer

Gentlemen who prefer blondes usually marry brunettes. - Unknown

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Frank Colby

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. - Napoleon Bonaparte

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

Never worry about criticism from people you would never take advice from. - Unknown

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

Strategy 101 is all about choices: you can't be all things to all people. - Michael Porter

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert N Anthony

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people. - Virginia Woolf

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

As soon as people are old enough to know better, they don't know anything at all. - Oscar Wilde

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Negative people need drama like oxygen. Stay positive, it'll take their breath away. - Tony Gaskins

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

You cannot be a leader, and ask other people to follow you, unless you know how to follow, too. - Sam Rayburn

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

People respond when you tell them there is a great future in front of you, you can leave your past behind. - Joel Osteen

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

People are unhappy when they get something too easily. You have to sweat - that's the only moral they know. - Dany Laferriere

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Animals have one thing that puts them way ahead of people: they don't dissemble, and you don't have to pretend in front of them. - Ivan Klima

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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