I Shoot People!

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

5/4ths of people have trouble with fractions. - Unknown

Tough times don't last, but tough people do. - Robert H Schuller

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

It takes ordinary people to do extraordinary things. - Tom Dooley

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

The most successful people are not necessarily the most popular. - Unknown

People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Some people say they can do a little bit of everything… very little. - Unknown

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Plenty of people wish to become devout, but no one wishes to be humble. - Joseph Addison

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. Love them anyway. - Mother Teresa

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton

I am kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy. - J.D. Salinger

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

If you're in jazz and more than ten people like you, you're labeled commercial. - Herbie Mann

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

A lot of people have gone further than they thought they could because someone else thought they could. - Zig Ziglar

My advice to myself and to everyone else, particularly young people, is to turn on, tune in and drop out. - Timothy Leary

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Plenty of people who survive tragedies end up ambivalent about danger--frightened by it, yet strangely drawn to it. - Keith Ablow

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde