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Ice Hockey Meltdown

Pond hockey with a weak goal line crease

Ice Hockey Meltdown thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Back in the days of real hockey

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Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

Hard Water: The scientific name for ice - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

A statistician can have his head in the oven and his feet in ice, and on average he feels fine. - Unknown

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Puck: 1. A hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another; 2. Last week's left-over biscuit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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