QuotaBillsI was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Room service - don't send up any more ice. - WC Fields
She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith
A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka
Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull
Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver
Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown
Break the ice in a crowded elevator by asking how much everyone weighs. - Bill Murray
If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs
People who take cold baths never have rheumatism, but they have cold baths. - American Proverb
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
Hockey: 1. Mayhem on ice; 2. A form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker
We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive, and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. - George Burns
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown