Icehenge

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing. - Nathan Myhrvold

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Individuals who act too 'cool' often freeze under pressure. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness. - John Steinbeck

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice. - Robin Williams

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown