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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

All politics is applesauce. - Will Rogers

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien