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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou


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