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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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