#1 humor site on the 'net

I'll Be Right There

The down side to excavator safety

I'll Be Right There thanks to Wayne Nowazek

QuotaBills
The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them. - Ann Landers

We will be talking to an out of work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet. - Ronnie Corbett

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


Venice on a Shoestring Budget

New Truck Key

Spiderman's Car

Knife Throwing Act

Another Day In Traffic

Australian Cyclist

Garden Gnome

Mute Button

Pardon My French

Irish Pothole

Yoga Pants

Baby Illusion

Mother Wrench's Gripping Story

Sechelt Sunrays

Russian BiteLifter

Propane Diving

Scuba Diving Sucks

Louisiana Turtle Dogs

Special Offer

Parking Squeeze

Music Note Chairlift

Gangsta

Reformed Buddhists

Redneck Mirror