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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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