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Incontinent Pool

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What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub. - Aussie Swimmer

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

The greatest masterpiece in literature is only a dictionary out of order. - Jean Cocteau

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good


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