QuotaBillsThe greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Reform: To gain or lose weight - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing
The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga
Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown
Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
The more you weight the harder you are to kidnap. - Unknown
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare
Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day
I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old. - Peter Gabriel
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin
People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton
But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone
I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown
In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon