Into Fitness - Part I

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm not gaining weight. I'm living large. - Unknown

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it. - Unknown

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Why y'all duded up lookin' like Errol Slim? - Archie Bunker

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

A rich rogue is like a fat hog, who never does good 'til as dead as a log. - Benjamin Franklin

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali