QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown
Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page
Anybody who doesn't like this book is healthy. - Groucho Marx
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry
My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker
I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving
We don't get fat because we overeat; we overeat because we're getting fat. - Gary Taubes
Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha
Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon