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Into Fitness - Part I

Putting only exercise calories into your diet

Into Fitness - Part I thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Fit'ness burger into place

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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. - The Devil Wears Prada

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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