QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb
Howling Success: The baby that gets picked up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Distinct: How a child says something smelled bad. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton
There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp
Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman
The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley
The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato
Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia
The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds