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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child's first teacher is its mother. - Peng Liyuan

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. - Fran Lebowitz

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The most important question in the world is, "Why is the child crying?" - Alice Walker

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan