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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Grey skies are just clouds passing over. - Duke Ellington

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

I started out as a gaseous cloud. Then I cooled. - Jack Nicholson

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart. - Buddha

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

The tropical rain forests are a telling example. Once cut down, they rarely recover. Rainfall drops, deserts spread, the climate warms. - James Lovelock

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez