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Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris


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