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Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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