It's All Mine

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen