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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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