It's All Mine

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale. - Zig Ziglar

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan