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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

However long the night, the dawn will break. - African Proverb

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

I'm not into cartoons. That's the irony of it. - Gary Larson

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fannie Flagg

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

Tacks Break: What to give carpet installers to make them more productive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

The emotion that can break your heart is sometimes the very one that heals it. - Nicholas Sparks

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Clap an extinguisher upon your irony if you are unhappily blessed with a vein of it. - Charles Lamb

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

Why is sunset more colorful than sunrise? It's an irony of life saying, "Sometimes, good things happen in goodbyes." - Unknown

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi


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