It's Broken Now

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

However long the night, the dawn will break. - African Proverb

I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention. - Unknown

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Irony is the gaiety of reflection and the joy of wisdom. - Anatole France

A single arrow is easily broken, but not ten in a bundle. - Japanese Proverb

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

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At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. - Frederick Douglass

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I might have been given a bad break, but I've got an awful lot to live for. - Lou Gehrig

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

Humor is everywhere in that there's irony in just about anything a human does. - Bill Nye

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Every time your heart is broken, a doorway cracks open to a world full of new opportunities. - Patti Roberts

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown