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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Neither irony or sarcasm is argument. - Samuel Butler

The heart will break, but broken live on. - Lord Byron

When patterns are broken, new worlds emerge. - Unknown

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Cinnamon: Jamaican who broke the ten commandments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The violets in the mountains have broken the rocks. - Tennessee Williams

The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale

Manufracture: To produce items which break after little use - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive. - Robert A Heinlein

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

People who wonder whether the glass is half empty or half full miss the point. The glass is refillable. - Simon Sinek

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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