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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

People use irony as a defense mechanism. - David Byrne

The bow too tensely strung is easily broken. - Publius Syrus

Good things come to those who break clay pots. - Unknown

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. - Robin Hall

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The person who broke you can't be the one to fix you. - Unknown

Manufracture: To produce items which break after little use - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

There isn't a record in existence that hasn't been broken. - Chay Blyth

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on. - Maxwell Maltz

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. - Robin Williams

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

Instagram is not a place for tone or irony... (she obviously hasn't been to #joekstergram) - Mary H K Choi

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Sorrow you can hold, however desolating, if nobody speaks to you. If they speak, you break down. - Bede Jarrett

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Resentment is like a glass of poison that a man drinks; then he sits down and waits for his enemy to die. - Nelson Mandela

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown


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