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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

That's the thing that broke the straw. - Archie Bunker

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

Can you fix my husband? He says he's broke. - Unknown

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public. - H L Mencken

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. - Mark Twain

What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Some see the glass as half-empty, some see the glass as half-full. I see the glass as too big. - George Carlin

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The capitalist chain is again threatening to break at the weakest link. Spain is next in order. - Leon Trotsky

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

New Zealand was one of the most beautiful countries to drive through for the scenery and the vast scale of the place. - Louise Nurding

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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