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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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Hardships make or break people. - Margaret Mitchell

Irony is the hygiene of the mind. - Elizabeth Bibesco

The best thing to break is a contract. - WC Fields

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

His face was filled with broken commandments. - John Masefield

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Never morning wore to evening but some heart did break. - Alfred Tennyson

It's the final straw that broke the camel's back. - English Proverb

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Mountains are the beginning and the end of all natural scenery. - John Ruskin

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

So here's the thing with broken hearts. No matter how you try, the pieces never fit the way they did before. - Ariana Arianapoetess

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity? - William Shakespeare

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

Isn't it ironic? We ignore the ones who adore us; adore the ones who ignore us; love the ones who hurt us; and hurt the ones that love us. - Unknown

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven. - Charles Williams

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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