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It's Broken Now

If it ain't broke, break it

It's Broken Now thanks to Ruth Osborne

But officer, I was just following directions!

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If it were not for hopes, the heart would break. - Thomas Fuller

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Blessed are the hearts that can bend; they shall never be broken. - Albert Camus

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Irony became the head that bit its tail and then there is no way out. - Alejandro G Inarritu

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break. - John Madden

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places. - Ernest Hemingway

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief. - Faraaz Kazi

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

The promise given was a necessity of the past: the word broken is a necessity of the present. - Niccolo Machiavelli

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr.

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Keep seeing the glass half-full and it will dawn upon you that it's probably your turn to buy. - Bill Murray

I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else. - Alan Ladd

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

You find out what you are made of when you have a broken heart. If it happens early and often, all the better. - Isabel Gillies

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I've never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is only a temporary situation. - Mike Todd

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

There are three words I like to repeat to myself: glass half full. Just to remind myself to be grateful for everything I have. - Goldie Hawn

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

The great thing about irony is that it splits things apart, gets up above them so we can see the flaws and hypocrisies and duplicates. - David F Wallace

Oh, why can't we break away from all this, just you and I, and lodge with my fleas in the hills? I mean flee to my lodge in the hills. - Groucho Marx

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

When a poet digs himself into a hole, he doesn't climb out. He digs deeper, enjoys the scenery, and comes out the other side enlightened. - Criss Jami

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown


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