QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Sharks are the lions of the sea. They glamorize the oceanic glory. - Munia Khan
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion. - Nicolas Cage
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader