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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Revolutions are the locomotives of history. - Karl Marx

Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

There is no record in history of a happy philosopher. - H L Mencken

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Those who have the disease called Jesus will never be cured. - Brennan Manning

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

The history of Scotland is one of theology tempered by homicide. - Ivor Brown

Nowadays the clinical history too often weighs more than the man. - Martin H. Fischer

It is the soothing thing about history that it does repeat itself. - Gertrude Stein

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A poet in history is divine, but a poet in the next room is a joke. - Max Eastman

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Irish people are educated not only about artistry but local history. - Fiona Shaw

There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Hillary Clinton was the worst Secretary of State in the history of the country. The world came apart under her reign as Secretary of State. - Donald Trump

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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