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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill
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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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