Jimmy Fallen

A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi