Jimmy Fallen

Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying

I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst