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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill
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The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short. - Confucius

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

All for one and one for all, united we stand divided we fall. - Alexandre Dumas

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

You cannot fall from Grace. You can only fall into Grace. It is Grace that catches you. - John Gray

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Each new chapter of our lives requests an old part of us to fall and a new part of us to rise. - Jenna Galbut

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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