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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill
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We fall forward to succeed. - Mary Kay Ash

A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

Some rise by sin, and some by virtue fall. - William Shakespeare

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Sometimes, good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? - Norton Juster

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

You cannot fall from Grace. You can only fall into Grace. It is Grace that catches you. - John Gray

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

One trouble with the world is that so many people who stand up vigorously for their rights, fall down miserably on their duties. - Unknown

The greater danger for most of us lies not in setting our aim too high and falling short; but in setting our aim too low, and achieving our mark. - Michelangelo Buonarroti

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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