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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill

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Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

It's not how far you fall, but how high you bounce that counts. - Zig Ziglar

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

Today we celebrate the gift of victory over every fall we have ever experienced. - Jeffrey R Holland

As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. - John Green

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again. - Albert Einstein

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power. Or the climbing, falling colors of a rainbow. - Maya Angelou

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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