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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill
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I just get up again when I fall down. - Paul Harvey

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold. - William Butler Yeats

You can't blame gravity for falling in love. - Albert Einstein

A halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose. - Dan McKinnon

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

One who sits between two chairs may easily fall down. - Romanian and Russian Proverb

If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. - Gordon A. Eadie

I have a furniture problem. My chest has fallen into my drawers. - Billy Casper

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

You drown not by falling into a river, but by staying submerged in it. - Paul Coelho

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can fall together. - Marilyn Monroe

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you. - Walt Whitman

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

You cannot fall from Grace. You can only fall into Grace. It is Grace that catches you. - John Gray

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone. - Jim Fiebig

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

When you're stretching yourself, as a role like 'Blue Jasmine' did for me, you risk falling flat on your face. - Cate Blanchett

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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