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Jimmy Fallen

Fallen illusion or foregone conclusion?

Jimmy Fallen thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Tonight Show host picks himself up and tries again

Jimmy Fallon's early career was all downhill
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A stumble may prevent a fall. - English Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

United we stand, divided we fall. - Aesop

Whenever you fall, pick something up. - Oswald Avery

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. - Maori Proverb

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Sometimes it takes a really good fall to know where you stand. - Hayley Williams

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Unknown

Pride goeth before destruction, and haughty spirit before a fall. - The Bible

Millions saw the apple fall, but Newton was the one who asked why. - Bernard Baruch

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out. - Arthur Hays Sulzberger

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I've spent three hours hanging upside down while fighting off dinosaur attacks. - Jason O'Mara

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Who has not sat before his own heart's curtain? It lifts: and the scenery is falling apart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. - Phyllis Diller

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? - Molly Harper

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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