Jurassic Judah

Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much. - George Harrison

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's an incomparable rush that comes from finding dinosaur bones. You know you're the first person to lay hands on a critter that lived 80 or 90 million years ago. - Jack Horner