Jurassic Judah
Happy 13th Birthday, Judah!
Edible Birthday inspiration from friends Peyton and Mary Beth
QuotaBillsHot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman
Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga
Most of the dinosaur specimens we find represent subadult sizes. - Jack Horner
Happy birthday to a sister who has the best sister in the world. - Unknown
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman
The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield
I have a very big sweet tooth and I love treating myself to something that I wouldn't necessarily eat during the tournament such as a nice-sized cake. - Maria Sharapova