QuotaBillsIn a pig's dye - Archie Bunker
Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas
Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hogwash: Pig's laundry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton
That'll do, pig, that'll do. - Babe
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
You want people to think you live in a pig's eye? - Archie Bunker
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm
Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout
Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
Don't ever wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. - Cale Yarborough
All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams
If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker
Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev