QuotaBillsRaising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner
Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay
Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert
Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close
We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire
Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot
A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope
It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero
When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney
One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman
Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier
Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke
The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell
When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, 'keep away from children.' - Susan Savannah