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Kid Suction

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To Little Johnny, life sucked

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Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Four very powerful words to say to your child: "I believe in you." - Kevin Heath

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama


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