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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I still think the movie heroes are in the audience. - Wilson Mizner

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

I am a genre lover - everything from spaghetti western to samurai movies. - Quentin Tarantino

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out. - Erma Bombeck

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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