Kids Drive-In

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Implement: Mischievous child's garden tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

Adolescence is the conjugator of childhood and adulthood. - Louise J. Kaplan

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Movies are a fad. Audiences really want to see live actors on a stage. - Charlie Chaplin

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy. - Johnny Depp

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

An actor really is a kind of intermediary between an audience and the piece, whether it's a play or movie. - Christopher Walken

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller