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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

My mom had a very difficult childhood. My childhood. - Cindy Marzahn

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I did a movie called 'Marathon Man' and it was one of my best memories. - Dustin Hoffman

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

If you go about making movies to win Oscars, you're really going about it the wrong way. - Nicolas Cage

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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