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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell


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