Kids Drive-In
Watch free movies at the neighbour's place
QuotaBillsI like children - fried. - WC Fields
Children need models rather than critics. - Joseph Joubert
Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson
Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal
As long as you know men are like children, you know everything. - Coco Chanel
The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson
When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp
Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli
Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown
Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton
We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma
My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown
I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow
Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis
Energy: Element of vitality kids always have an oversupply of until asked to do something - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud
Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil
I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope
I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller
I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett
Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller
No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker
There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman
Well, once I did 'Grease,' everyone was offering me studio pictures in a similar vein - you know, popcorn movie. - Randal Kleiser
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp
Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell