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Kite Ship

How to fly and sail a kite on the beach

Kite Ship thanks to Lewis Bendorf

Almost a ship on the horizon

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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

No one would have ever crossed the ocean if they could have gotten off the ship in the storm. - Charles F. Ketterling

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Our fears are more numerous than our dangers, and we suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca

I like grey characters; fantasy for too long has been focused on very stereotypical heroes and villains. - George R.R. Martin

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Stretching the capabilities of my imagination is a crucial aspect of writing fiction; you could think of it as a mental form of athleticism. - Julia Glass


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