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You had me at donut. - Unknown

I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa

Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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