QuotaBillsYou had me at donut. - Unknown
I'm a fat anorexic. - Kiri Te Kanawa
Donut know. Donut care. - Unknown
You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel
Snackcident - whenever you accidentally eat all the donuts. - Unknown
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert
If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb
I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy C Fisher
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders
The shovels haven't arrived, and until they do, you'll have to lean on each other. - Unknown
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone
Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha