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Lake Tahoe Pool

Across the border from the California water shortage

Lake Tahoe Pool thanks to Peter Cyllis

Nevada draws a drought line over California's lack of water

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You can't have everything, even in California. - Raymond Chandler

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

In California you lose a point off your IQ every year. - Truman Capote

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. - Fred Allen

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. - Ross MacDonald

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen

When I was a kid, I always wanted to live in California because I liked skateboarding. - Demetri Martin

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache. - Garrison Keillor


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