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Last PhotoBomb

When your first and last desert picture is a blast

Last PhotoBomb thanks to Casey Lewellen

Photobombing: the act of purposely putting oneself into the view of a photograph, often in order to play a practical joe-k on the photographer or the subjects, here taken during the Manhattan Project, coming to an explosive end as the first atom bomb is successfully tested in Alamogordo, New Mexico, 1945

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

My hometown is so dull that the drugstore sells picture postcards of other towns. - Milton Berle

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

The most exciting rhythms seem unexpected and complex, the most beautiful melodies simple and inevitable - W H Auden

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Any human anywhere will blossom in a hundred unexpected talents and capacities simply by being given the opportunity to do so. - Doris Lessing

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Those who succeed have a clear, focused picture of their success. The level of success they attain matches the expansiveness of their dreams. - Marc Allen

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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