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Last PhotoBomb

When your first and last desert picture is a blast

Last PhotoBomb thanks to Casey Lewellen

Photobombing: the act of purposely putting oneself into the view of a photograph, often in order to play a practical joe-k on the photographer or the subjects, here taken during the Manhattan Project, coming to an explosive end as the first atom bomb is successfully tested in Alamogordo, New Mexico, 1945

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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

One picture is worth a thousand words. - Fred Barnard

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

I'd give that picture a Japanese Academy Reward! - Archie Bunker

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

To expect the unexpected shows a thoroughly modern intellect. - Oscar Wilde

I like making things. I don't like getting my picture taken. - Mark Zuckerberg

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

X-Factor: 1. Anything that is unexpected; 2. As in Sudoku at suJoku.com - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

Pleasure is very seldom found where it is sought. Our brightest blazes are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks. - Samuel Johnson

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When we encounter an unexpected challenge or threat, the only way to save ourselves is to hold on tight to the people around us and not let go. - Shawn Achor

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman


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