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Leading a Remote Life

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Along life's many roads

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life is a long lesson in humility. - Sir James M. Barrie

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

My life has been nothing but a failure. - Claude Monet

Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

You must ruthlessly eliminate hurry from your life. - Dallas Willard

Life is not accumulation; it is about contribution. - Stephen Covey

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

The great purpose of life - the shaping of character by truth. - Phillips Brooks

What is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? - Mary Oliver

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

To lose balance, sometimes, for love, is part of living in a balanced life. - Elizabeth Gilbert

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Life, if you're fat, is a minefield - you have to pick your way, otherwise you blow up. - Miriam Margolyes

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Speakers who talk about what life has taught them never fail to keep the attention of their listeners. - Dale Carnegie

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

It's life, isn't it? You plow ahead and make a hit. And you plow on and someone passes you. Then someone passes them. Time levels. - Katharine Hepburn

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten


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