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Leading a Remote Life

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Leading a Remote Life thanks to Karen Moore

Along life's many roads

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It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

Life. Consider the alternative. - Marshal McLuhan

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

'The Little Mermaid' changed my life. - Jodi Benson

Camping is something I've done all my life. - Stefanie Powers

May your life preach more loudly than your lips. - William E Channing

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rest of our life is going to be the best of our life! - Darrell Yarbrough

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I plan on growing old much later in life, or maybe not at all. - Patty Carey

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. - Unknown

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed. - Sid Caesar

From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however, makes a life. - Arthur Ashe

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change and all patterns alter. - Susan Salzberg

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. - Anatole France

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Be not afraid of life. Believe that life is worth living, and your belief will help create the fact. - William James

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

That state of life is most happy where superfluities are not required and necessities are not wanting. - Plutarch

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


Finger Phone

Family Bike

Airless See-Through Tires

Aussie Motorcycle

Statue Selfie

Bacon Sandwich

Elephant Hand

Unless Your Dog Can Do This

Dragon Buoy

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

Bird Melons

Local Crabs

Black Golfer

Ostrich Imprint

Tea Party Weapon

Extra Space Bed

Unattended Children

ThrowYo

Cell Phone Warning

Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection

Husband Creche

Undertaker Bike

Road Sign Dictionary

Sandal Security