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Leading a Remote Life

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Leading a Remote Life thanks to Karen Moore

Along life's many roads

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All life is 6 to 5 against. - Damon Runyon

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The microphone of life only passes you once. - David Foster

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Once at least in his life each man walks with Christ to Emmaus. - Oscar Wilde

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy. - Alfred Whitehead

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

The tragedy of life is not what men suffer, but rather what they miss. - Thomas Carlyle

I am a Marxist Leninist and I will be one until the last day of my life. - Fidel Castro

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

If I had to do my life over, I would change every single thing that I have done. - Ray Davies

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half minutes of your life. - Richard Lewis

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Sometimes we receive the power to say yes to life. Then peace enters us and makes us whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you live your life afraid because you're afraid to live, then you live no life at all. - Unknown

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

The true secret of happiness lies in taking a genuine interest in all the details of daily life. - William Morris

It is necessary to try to surpass one's self always; this occupation ought to last as long as life. - Queen Christina

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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