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Leading a Remote Life

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Along life's many roads

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Life begins on the other side of despair. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Life's joys are only joys if they can be shared. - Ravi Zacharias

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. - Albert Schweitzer

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life. - Frederick M Robertson

You are only one defining decision away from a totally different life. - Mark Batterson

Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. - Jeff Bezos

You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to live a positive life. - Joel Osteen

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or things. - Albert Einstein

It is necessary to set standards for your life and the people you allow in it. - Mandy Hale

Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. - Grace Hansen

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

All the great opportunities of life are opportunities of today and not of tomorrow. - Clarence E Macartney

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and let it come in. - Morrie Schwartz

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

Success is due to our stretching to the challenges of life. Failure comes when we shrink from them. - John C Maxwell

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life simply by altering his attitudes of mind. - William James

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. - Al Franken

There are two things to aim at in life; first to get what you want, and after that to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind has achieved the second. - Logan P Smith

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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