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Leading a Remote Life

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Leading a Remote Life thanks to Karen Moore

Along life's many roads

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

One shoe change can change your life. - Cinderella

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Our life is the creation of our mind. - Buddha

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

My life has been nothing but a failure. - Claude Monet

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

Things change and friends leave. Life doesn't stop for anybody. - Stephen Chbosky

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

For many in our high-paced world, despair is not a moment; it is a way of life. - Ravi Zacharias

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. - Jim Carrey

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

We become happier, much happier, when we realize life is an opportunity rather than an obligation. - Mary Augustine

It is not doing the thing we like to do, but liking the thing we have to do, that makes life blessed. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Who is the happier man: he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed? - Hunter S Thompson

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

The man who regards his own life and that of his fellow-creatures as meaningless is not merely unfortunate, but almost disqualified for life. - Albert Einstein

The purpose of life is not to be happy - but to matter, to be productive, to be useful, to have it make some difference that you lived at all. - Leo Rosten

We are given one life, and the decision is ours whether to wait for circumstances to make up our mind, or whether to act, and in acting, to live. - Omar Nelson Bradley

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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