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Criminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Heartbreak is a loss. Divorce is a piece of paper. - Taylor J Reid

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw

It is only shallow people who do not judge by appearances. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Layers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished. - Jeremy Bentham

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have. - James Baldwin

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself. - Henry James

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli

Lawyers are doubters, skeptics; not in a bad sense. But they never know any thing absolutely and utterly without qualifications or modifications. - G N Tillman

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright

The Post Office just recalled their newest stamps. They had a picture of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. - Marvin Lebman