QuotaBillsLawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow
Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker
A lawsuit helps keep lawyers clothed. - Unknown
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King
Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker
A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost
Alimony: the ransom that the happy pay to the devil. - H L Mencken
Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn
It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce
The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt
I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness. - Confucius
The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn
The duty of a judge is to administer justice, but his practice is to delay it. - Jean de la Bruyere
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand
May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor
Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn
Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan
The legal system is often a mystery, and we, its priests, preside over rituals baffling to everyday citizens. - Henry G. Miller
There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown
Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato
How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato
Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga
It is much more difficult to judge oneself than to judge others. If you succeed in judging yourself rightly, then you are indeed a man of true wisdom. - Antoine De Saint-Exupery