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How to avoid an expensive, protractive court battle

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Legalese 101 for every lawyer

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Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Don't judge your taco by its price. - Hunter S. Thompson

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

It's every man's business to see justice done. - Arthur Conan Doyle

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker

Don't judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect. - Unknown

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

It is a capital mistake to theorize before you have all the evidence. It biases the judgment. - Arthur Conan Doyle

As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius

The most savage controversies are about matters as to which there is no good evidence either way. - Bertrand Russell

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey

I don't know as I want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire him to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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