Legal Exhibit

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Growth is the only evidence of life. - John Henry Newman

Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. - Elbert Hubbard

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Somebody must get the incompetent lawyers and doctors. - George Bernard Shaw

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown

It should be possible to explain the laws of physics to a barmaid. - Albert Einstein

I would uphold the law if for no other reason but to protect myself. - Thomas More

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

You cannot live without the lawyers, and certainly you cannot die without them. - Joseph H Choate

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law. - Immanuel Kant

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

For those who seek it, there is inexhaustible evidence of an all-pervading intelligence. - Richard E Byrd

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

One has not only a legal, but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws. - Martin Luther King, Jr

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant