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How to avoid an expensive, protractive court battle

Legal Exhibit thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Legalese 101 for every lawyer

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Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown

Swift justice demands more than just swiftness. - Potter Stewart

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. - Carl Sagan

Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman. - Robert Frost

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made. - Otto von Bismarck

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers in the first place. - George Savile

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The law was made for one thing alone - for the exploitation of those who don't understand it. - Bertoit Brecht

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Too many young folk have an addiction to superficial things and not enough conviction for substantial things like justice, truth and love. - Cornel West

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs


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