QuotaBillsYouth has no age. - Pablo Picasso
I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll
I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb
You can kid the world, but not your sister. - Charlotte Gray
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips
A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb
To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell
A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert
There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb
What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford
As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld
I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker
Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon
Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity. - G K Chesterton
If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine
The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard
Youth offers the promise of happiness, but life offers the realities of grief. - Nicholas Sparks
Couch Potato: What Mom finds under the sofa cushions after the kids eat dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown
Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker
What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath
Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait
I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster
The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska
Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield
If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone
Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee
A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis
You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown
Grow up, and that is a terribly hard thing to do. It is much easier to skip it and go from one childhood to another. - F Scott Fitzgerald
I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw
The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown
There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield
To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway
The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori
If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown
Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey
Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert