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Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

Never have children, only grandchildren. - Gore Vidal

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life. - Robertson Davies

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

The fountain of youth is a mixture of gin and vermouth. - Cole Porter

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending. - Anne Bradstreet

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity. - Albert Einstein

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Because there is always some kid who may be seeing me for the first or last time, I owe him my best. - Joe DiMaggio

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

If the loss of shame was the child of secularization, the loss of reason is the child of pluralization. - Ravi Zacharias

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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