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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Rewards and punishments are the lowest form of education. - Chuang-Tzu

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Learn to say 'no.' It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. - Charles H Spurgeon

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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