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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose. - Margaret Atwood

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

Devices are not dangerous for literature. People can be dangerous for literature. People, for example, who do not read. - Laszlo Krasznahorkai

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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