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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal


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