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Leteracy Night

Where literate teachers practice illiteracy

Leteracy Night thanks to Louise Alcomb

School of elementary language skills

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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

You can listen to silence and learn from it. It has a quality and a dimension all its own. - Chaim Potok

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

To try and fail is at least to learn. To fail to try is to suffer the inestimable loss of what might have been. - Chester Bernard

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Higher education is booming in the United Sates; the Gross National Mind is mounting along with the Gross National Product. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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