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Pepper your life with dreams - PaTrisha-Anne Todd

A story expresses how and why life changes. - Robert McKee

Don't go through life, grow through life. - Eric Butterworth

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

Someday change will be accepted as life itself. - Shirley MacLaine

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Life's joys are only joys if they can be shared. - Ravi Zacharias

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

Life isn't as serious as the mind makes it out to be. - Eckhart Tolle

As your runway of life gets shorter, the lighter the load. - Joe Segal

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Biplane: The advice I got from my mother on purchasing underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

"Be Yourself" is about the worst advice you can give to people. - Mark Twain

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster’s Law

In every encounter we either give life or we drain it; there is no neutral exchange. - Brennan Manning

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Everyone is trying to accomplish something big, not realizing that life is made up of little things. - Frank A. Clark

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Two important things are to have a genuine interest in people and to be kind to them. Kindness, I've discovered, is everything in life. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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