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Life And Beer Are Very Similar thanks to Harold Holland

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Life is improvisation. - Tina Fey

Life is a lot like skateboarding. - Lil Wayne

Everything in life is just for a while. - Philip K Dick

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

Balance is the key to wrestling and life. - Unknown

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out. - Rascal Flatts

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice. - Edgar Watson Howe

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. - Henry Miller

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

It isn't life that weighs us down - it's the way we carry it. - Elizabeth Potier

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a madhouse. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself. - Harvey Fierstein

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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