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Life is laughter. - Theodore Melfi

Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

If I had a pause button on my life, I would use it. - Jaycee Jay Anderson at the XXI 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Meditation and concentration are the way to a life of serenity. - Unknown

He never wanted to be away from her. She had the spark of life. - Alice Munro

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

There is no role in life that is more essential than that of motherhood. - M Russell Ballar

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

In the game of life, before you get anything out, you must put something in. - Zig Ziglar

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins

The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely. - Louisa May Alcott

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Positivity, confidence, and persistence are key in life, so never give up on yourself. - Khalid

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

There's a long life ahead of you and it's going to be beautiful, as long as you keep loving and hugging each other. - Yoko Ono

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. - Ernest Hemingway

Our lives are not determined by what happens to us but how we react to what happens, not by what life brings us but the attitude we bring to life. - Wade Boggs


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