Life And Beer Are Very Similar

Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries

It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

While we are postponing, life speeds by. - Seneca

Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

The best things in life aren't things. - Art Buchwald

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

All some people expect in life is a fair advantage. - Unknown

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

Free Advice: The kind that costs you nothing unless you act upon it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Never give up. Expect only the best from life and take action to get it. - Catherine Pulsifer

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us. - Hamerton

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

Life is not long, and too much of it must not pass in idle deliberation how it shall be spent. - Samuel Johnson

The real tragedy of life is not being limited to one talent, but failing to use that one talent. - Unknown

The unselfish effort to bring cheer to others will be the beginning of a happier life for ourselves. - Helen Keller

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others. - Danny Thomas

Music drives you. It wakes you up, it gets you pumping. And, at the end of the day, the correct tune will chill you down. - Dimebag Darrell

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi