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Life is beautiful. - Leon Trotsky

What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

An unexamined life is not worth living. - Socrates

I love life because what more is there. - Anthony Hopkins

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Racing is life. Everything else is just... waiting. - Steve McQueen

If God is the author of life, there must be a script. - Ravi Zacharias

Life isn't as serious as the mind makes it out to be. - Eckhart Tolle

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs. - Kin Hubbard

Life is a sewer. What you take out depends on what you put into it. - Tom Lehrer

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans. - John Lennon

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice you give others. - Amish Saying

The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age. - Orson Welles

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: I'm with you kid, let's go. - Maya Angelou

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Nothing in life is quite as important as you think it is while you're thinking about it. - Daniel Kahneman

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Forgiveness is not a one-time thing that happened the day you received Christ. It is an everyday thing, for the rest of your life. - Joyce Meyer

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

Of all the diversions of life, there is none so proper to fill up its empty spaces as the reading of useful and entertaining authors. - David Viscott

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly


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