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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

I do not regret one moment of my life. - Lillie Langtry

Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

Life is for one generation. A good name is forever. - Japanese proverb

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

One life - a little gleam of time between two eternities. - Thomas Carlyle

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. - Jack Handey

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Let life happen to you. Believe me: life is in the right, always. - Rainer Maria Rilke

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

She believed, of course... because without something to believe in, life would be intolerable. - Rosamunde Pilcher

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. - Mark Twain

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi

When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life in such a manner that when you die, the world cries and you rejoice. - Unknown

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger


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