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Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Energy and persistence conquer all things. - Benjamin Franklin

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown

Glamour is on a life-support machine and not expected to live. - Joan Collins

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. - Jay Leno


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