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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you are discouraged it is a sign of pride, because it shows you trust in your own powers. - Mother Teresa

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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