Little Stairs

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

I walk slowly but never backwards. - Abraham Lincoln

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

So come, and slowly we will walk through green gardens and marvel at this strange and sweet world. - Sylvia Plath

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

It is when we notice the dirt that God is most present in us; it is the very sign of His presence. - C S Lewis

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

No one saves us but ourselves.
No one can and no one may.
We ourselves must walk the path. - Buddha

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

If I lose, I'll walk away and never feel bad because I did all I could. There was nothing more to do. - Joe Frazier

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Crying doesn't indicate that you are weak. Ever since you were born it's been a sign that you are alive. - Unknown

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller