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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

I do my very best to avoid shark fin. - Anthony Bourdain

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Trespassers prosecuted - please shut the gate. - Unknown

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

I you want to avoid battles, stay out of the grassy areas. - Pokemon

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. - Aristotle

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

People spend entire lifetimes trying to avoid the things that have already happened. - Silvia Hartmann

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it. - George D Prentice

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Life is inherently risky. There is only one big risk you should avoid at all costs, and that is the risk of doing nothing. - Denis Waitley

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

A "no" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - H L Mencken

Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias

Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. - Steve Jobs

One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny. - Bertrand Russell

It is difficult for men in high office to avoid the malady of self-delusion. They are always surrounded by worshippers. They are constantly, and for the most part sincerely, assured of their greatness. - Calvin Coolidge

One thing to avoid is trendy stuff, though - you gotta go timeless. Even if you want a little luxury in your life and you want to splurge on a Gucci bag, pick a great black one you can wear all the time. - NeNe Leakes

We are motivated more by aversion to the unpleasant than by a will toward truth, freedom, or healing. We are constantly attempting to escape our life, to avoid rather than enter our pain we, and we wonder why it is so difficult to be fully alive. - Stephen Levine


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