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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is idle to dread what you cannot avoid. - Publilius Syrus

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

Trespassers prosecuted - please shut the gate. - Unknown

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power. - Timothy Roderick

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. - Elbert Hubbard

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People will do anything, no matter how absurd, to avoid facing their own soul. - Carl Jung

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. - Aristotle

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it. - George D Prentice

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

The problem in this world is to avoid concentration of power - we must have a dispersion of power. - Milton Friedman

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Change is one of the scariest things in the world and yet it is also one of those variables of human existence that no one can avoid. - Aberjhani

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

A "no" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble. - Mahatma Gandhi

Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. - Steve Jobs

It is difficult for men in high office to avoid the malady of self-delusion. They are always surrounded by worshippers. They are constantly, and for the most part sincerely, assured of their greatness. - Calvin Coolidge

Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap. - William Bennett

Standing up for the truth of God is the greatest thing in the world. This is the end of life. The end of life is not to be happy. The end of life is not to achieve pleasure and avoid pain. The end of life is to do the will of God, come what may. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

We are motivated more by aversion to the unpleasant than by a will toward truth, freedom, or healing. We are constantly attempting to escape our life, to avoid rather than enter our pain we, and we wonder why it is so difficult to be fully alive. - Stephen Levine


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