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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown

Trespassers prosecuted - please shut the gate. - Unknown

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power. - Timothy Roderick

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing. - Aristotle

People spend entire lifetimes trying to avoid the things that have already happened. - Silvia Hartmann

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

I mistrust all systematizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it. - George D Prentice

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

The problem in this world is to avoid concentration of power - we must have a dispersion of power. - Milton Friedman

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry. - H L Mencken

Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias

One thing to avoid is trendy stuff, though - you gotta go timeless. Even if you want a little luxury in your life and you want to splurge on a Gucci bag, pick a great black one you can wear all the time. - NeNe Leakes

Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap. - William Bennett


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