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Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

It is idle to dread what you cannot avoid. - Publilius Syrus

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

People who avoid their fears also avoid their power. - Timothy Roderick

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it. - Dale Carnegie

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily. - Count Talleyrand

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Surround yourself with positive people and situations, and avoid negativity. - Doreen Virtue

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you. - Winston Churchill

You can avoid reality, but you cannot avoid the consequences of avoiding reality. - Ayn Rand

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

There ain't no man can avoid being born average. But there ain't no man got to be common. - Satchel Paige

Some people use one half their ingenuity to get into debt, and the other half to avoid paying it. - George D Prentice

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

The easiest way to avoid wrong notes is to never open your mouth and sing. What a mistake that would be. - Pete Seeger

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Both in thought and in feeling, even though time be real, to realise the unimportance of time is the gate of wisdom. - Bertrand Russell

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

A "No" uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble. - Mahatma Gandhi

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

Success in creating AI would be the biggest event in human history. Unfortunately, it might also be the last, unless we learn how to avoid the risks. - Stephen Hawking

Giving yourself the privilege of destroying other positions while parking your own position in an unidentifiable location is a form of linguistic terrorism. - Ravi Zacharias

It is difficult for men in high office to avoid the malady of self-delusion. They are always surrounded by worshippers. They are constantly, and for the most part sincerely, assured of their greatness. - Calvin Coolidge

One thing to avoid is trendy stuff, though - you gotta go timeless. Even if you want a little luxury in your life and you want to splurge on a Gucci bag, pick a great black one you can wear all the time. - NeNe Leakes

We are motivated more by aversion to the unpleasant than by a will toward truth, freedom, or healing. We are constantly attempting to escape our life, to avoid rather than enter our pain we, and we wonder why it is so difficult to be fully alive. - Stephen Levine


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