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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

We love because it is the only true adventure. - Nikki Giovanni

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

Do when ye may, or suffer ye the nay, in love 'tis the way. - English Proverb

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. - Lord Byron

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Love yourself. It is important to stay positive because beauty comes from the inside out. - Jenn Proske

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

All of us love miracles. We just don't like being in a situation that necessitates one. - Mark Batterson

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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