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Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

Gratitude is a shortcut which speedily leads to love. - Theophile Gautier

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

I'm not addicted to coke, I just love the way it smells. - Richard Pryor

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

Love cures people - both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. - Karl A Menninger

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you. - Samuel Goldwyn

Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every single day. - Mike Myers

Being in love first moved them to promise fidelity: this quieter love enables them to keep the promise. - C S Lewis

The more you love, the more love you have to give. It's the only feeling we have which is infinite. - Christina Westover

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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