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Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

No good fish goes anywhere without a porpoise. - Lewis Carroll

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Welcome to our home. And as yous people say "shaboom" (shalom) - Archie Bunker

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

The hour of happiness will be the more welcome, the less it was expected. - Horace

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If you want to be the person you ought to be, you've got to welcome competition. - Unknown

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

The liar's punishment is not that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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