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Welcome to fishermen, hunters, and other liars

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Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. - Charles H Grosvenor

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar. - Abraham Lincoln

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool. - Stephen King

Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Let your hook be always cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be fish. - Ovid

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Don't try to buy at the bottom and sell at the top. It can't be done except by liars. - Bernard Baruch

The liar's punishment is not that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. - George Bernard Shaw

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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