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QuotaBillsI work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb
A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown
You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson
How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown
Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown
Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown
Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek
Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten
Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro
Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright
Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach
It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke
I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski
You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda