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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Mugging: Stealing someone's coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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