Long Yellow Things
For lack of a better word...
'Banana Belt' - an expression used to mean a warmer area (since bananas like a warm climate)
QuotaBillsWindow Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Yellow Pages: Inferior knight's assistants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my age, I don't even buy green bananas." - Claude Pepper