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Look Alike Family

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Look Alike Family thanks to Jim Serritella

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Do well and you will have no need for ancestors. - Voltaire

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Recognize, appreciate and repay your parents' love. - Cheng Yen

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it. - Haim Ginott

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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