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Look Both Ways

Road safety in Canmore, Alberta takes on a different perspective

Look Both Ways thanks to joe-kster

Gene was beside himself - should he look up and down?

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Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks. - Herodotus

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

I look like a gorilla, just the way I'm built. - Dave Bautista

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. - Unknown

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands. - Dudley Moore

Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder! - Princess Leia

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. - Mark Twain

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate. - Erica Jong

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time. - Betty Smith

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Make it simple. Make it memorable. Make it inviting to look at. Make it fun to read. - Leo Burnett

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look. - Mia Farrow

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

I realized when you look at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Mitch Albom

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals. - Ronnie Corbett

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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