Look Both Ways

I'm looking for a loop-hole. - WC Fields

Look at the 2 chimpanzoos over here - Archie Bunker

To marry the Irish is to look for poverty. - J.P. Donleavy

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed. - Beau Brummel

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Antitoxidote cruisin' through my system looking for some disease to attack. - Archie Bunker

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

The best teachers are those who show you where to look but don't tell you what to see. - Alexandra K. Trenfor

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. - Ferris Bueller

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing. - Albert Einstein

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss