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Look Both Ways

Road safety in Canmore, Alberta takes on a different perspective

Look Both Ways thanks to joe-kster

Gene was beside himself - should he look up and down?

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Looking at the initials on your monogroom. - Archie Bunker

Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble. - Kin Hubbard

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. - Henry Ford

Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. - Satchel Paige

You have to look at history as an evolution of society. - Jean Chretien

Don't look for perfection. That isn't the goal. - Ash Maurya

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good. - Bill Gates

The best way to find happiness is to stop looking so hard. - Kermit the Frog

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

If I wear too much tartan I tend to look like a Thermos flask. - Ronnie Corbett

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It seems with every match I win, I get better-looking to other people. - Andy Roddick

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Look over your shoulder now and then to be sure someone's following you. - Henry Gilmer

To be able to look back upon one's life in satisfaction, is to live twice. - Kahlil Gibran

This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read. - Winston Churchill

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

If you want to know who is going to change this country, go home and look in the mirror. - Maude Barlow

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

I look carefully the second time into those things that I am most certain of the first time. - Josh Billings

To what will you look for help if you will not look to that which is stronger than yourself? - C S Lewis

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Happiness is a Swedish sunset - it is there for all, but most of us look the other way and lose it. - Mark Twain

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror. - Joan Rivers

Consuming mushrooms regularly has been associated with decreased risk of breast, stomach and colorectal cancers. - Joel Fuhrman

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

To succeed, you have to do something and be very bad at it for a while. You have to look bad before you can look really good. - Barbara DeAngelis

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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