Looking For A Mate

Men are mad things. - William Shakespeare

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

Home is a refuge for all good men. - Unknown

Men of few words are the best men. - William Shakespeare

Few great men would have got past personnel. - Paul Goodman

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

It is not titles that honour men, but men that honour titles. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

It is infinitely better to have a few good men than many indifferent ones. - George Washington

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Don't wear what fashion designers tell you to wear. Wear what they wear. - Tina Fey

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives. - George Burns

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar