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Looking For A Mate

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Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do. - B.F. Skinner

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

It's not the men in your life that counts - it's the life in your men. - Mae West

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Most men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them. - Henry David Thoreau

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Men who are orthodox when they are young are in danger of being middle-aged all their lives. - Walter Lippmann

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours. - Milton Berle

It is too often seen, that the wiser men are about the things of this world, the less wise they are about the things of the next. - Edmund Gibson

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner


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