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We have not fit men for the times. - John Adams

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. - Sue Grafton

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

Farmers: Men successful only if they sell their farms to golf clubs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste they hurry past it. - Soren Kierkegaard

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

As a rule, what is out of sight disturbs men's minds more seriously than what they see. - Julius Caesar

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown


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