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Looking For A Mate

On the lookout for matching socks

Looking For A Mate thanks to Keith Blake

How to match men's shoes and socks

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Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Are they not men? Do they not have rational souls? - Antonio de Montesinos

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men. - Kin Hubbard

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it. - Elbert Hubbard

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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