Looking For A Mate

Great hopes make great men. - Thomas Fuller

All men by nature desire to know. - Aristotle

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

It is difficulties that show what men are. - William Hazlitt

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

All men are Jews, except they don't know it. - Bernard Malamud

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

Lawyers are men who will swear black is white, if they are paid for it. - Edward Counsel

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

Impotience: Eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When some men discharge an obligation you can hear the report for miles around. - Mark Twain

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell