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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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