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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Weather forecast for tonight: dark. - George Carlin

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

Better to have lost and loved than never to have loved at all. - Ernest Hemingway

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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