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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com