#1 humor site on the 'net

Lost Leg

How Chipper Jones got his nickname

Lost Leg thanks to Aiden Lockett

Work safety is a priority when using portable wood chippers

QuotaBills
The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. - James Ling

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working. - Albert Giacometti

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Do your work with your whole heart, and you will succeed - there's so little competition. - Elbert Hubbard

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short

Pinocchio Playground

Bike Bed

Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time!

TP Kid

Soccer Overpass

Aussie Starter Fluid

Laxative Cream Pie

Tea Lights

Modern Stick Family

Florida's Retired Bikers

Arm and Leg Chair

Did you say her name was Alice?

Time Flies

Dunce Hat

Father's Day Selfie

New Arrival

Helping Hands In The Stands

Invisible Patient

Cellfie

Soccer City

Mom Lookout