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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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