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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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