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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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