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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The real winners in life are the people who look at every situation with an expectation that they can make it work or make it better. - Barbra Pletcher

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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