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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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