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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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