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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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