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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Unknown

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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