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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

The conventional definition of management is getting work done through people, but real management is developing people through work. - Agha Hasan Abedi

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele