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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime. - Allan Pinkerton

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Learning, undigested by thought, is labor lost. - Confucius

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone. - George Roberts

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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