Lost Luggage

He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

A criminal remains a criminal whether he uses a convict's suit or a monarch's crown. - Victor Hugo

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

To a man of pleasure every moment appears to be lost, which partakes not of the vivacity of amusement. - Joseph Addison

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson