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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music. - Vladimir Nabokov

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. - Phyllis Diller

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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