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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

Good Sportsmanship: Not picking up lost golf balls while they are still rolling - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Beauty and ugliness disappear equally under the wrinkles of age; one is lost in them, the other hidden. - Jonathan P Senn

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.


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