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Lost Luggage

Even statues need to beware of theft in the park

Lost Luggage thanks to Keith Blake

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The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

He who has reaped the profits has committed the crime. - Seneca

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

The loss of something that is never thought of, felt, or sought for when lost is not a loss at all. - Ravi Zacharias

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Forgiveness is the remission of sins. For it is by this that what has been lost, and was found, is saved from being lost again. - Saint Augustine

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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