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Road safety for colored people in the Deep South

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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