Louisiana Potholes

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

The road was new to me, as roads always are going back. - Sarah O Jewett

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Failures, repeated failures, are finger posts on the road to achievement. One fails forward toward success. - C S Lewis

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz