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Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas

Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I don't carry lucky charms, but I believe in those things. - Christopher Walken

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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