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Every day she faced seven as her lucky number

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Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck. - Dalai Lama

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. - Patrick Murray

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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