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Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

Luck is preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler

Watch out when you're getting all you want. Fattening hogs ain't in luck. - Joel C Harris

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. - Woody Allen

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. - Og Mandino

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? - Dirty Harry

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

Like a camel, I can go without a drink for seven days - and have on several horrible occasions. - Herb Caen

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are only three colors, ten digits, and seven notes; it's what we do with them that's important. - Ruth Ross

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion and desire. - Aristotle

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford


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