Lucky Calf

Fife: Two before seven. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good luck has its storms. - George Lucas

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Fall seven times, stand up eight. - Japanese Proverb

A new-born calf fears not the tiger. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. - Og Mandino

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Those who have succeeded at anything and don't mention luck are kidding themselves. - Larry King

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera