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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Everything happens for a reason, you only need to keep on editing your attitude and gratitude so as to sail through. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin


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