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Make A Wish

Family ties and relationships are special this Christmas

Make A Wish thanks to Jim Serritella

All I want for Christmas is my Dad

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A goal without a plan is just a wish. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. - Scottish Proverb

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner. - H.S. Leigh

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds. - Robin Williams

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A year from now you'll wish you had started today. - Unknown

I wish she would be able to take responsibility for her failure. - Donald Trump

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

What we need is not the will to believe, but the wish to find out. - Bertrand Russell

If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues. - E R Bulwer-Lytton

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you. - Dr. Phil

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Even though we did not author creation, we wish to author morality and take the reins of life. - Ravi Zacharias

Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. - Demosthenes

Will you look back on life and say, 'I wish I had,' or 'I'm glad I did it'? - Zig Ziglar

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

The trouble with most people is that they think with their hopes or fears or wishes rather than with their minds. - Will Durant

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

If you wish to influence an individual or a group to embrace a particular value in their daily lives, tell them a compelling story. - Annette Simmons

The very things we wish to avoid, neglect and flee from turn out to be the 'prima materia' from which all real growth comes. - Andrew Harvey

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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