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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. - Elvis Costello

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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