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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

A man is not wealthy simply by the contents of his pockets alone, but instead by the richness of his heart. - Robert M. Hensel

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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