#1 humor site on the 'net

Mansion Cats

Cats with rich diets

Mansion Cats thanks to Cheryl Bucar

QuotaBills
Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Sliver Dollar: Use of wooden money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Ability is a poor man's wealth. - John Wooden

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth. - Bonnie Friedman

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Innovation is the specific instrument of entrepreneurship. The act that endows resources with a new capacity to create wealth. - Peter F Drucker

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander


Amish Friends

Cow Nap

Ear Chip

Sleep With Us

Puppy Taco

Fresh Air Computing

Koalified

How Much Time Left

Expandable Equation

Devoted Husband

Statue of Libertea

Beaver Stretching

Social Media Explained

Famous Equations

Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore

Crocpox

Deer Me!

Inverted Helicopter

Water Hat

NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category

Busted

Build It - They Will Come

Exhausted Baby

Monkeypox II