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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Wars are caused by undefended wealth. - Ernest Hemingway

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

To be thought rich is as good as to be rich. - William M Thackeray

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. - William Shakespeare

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

The greatest wealth is to live content with little. - Plato

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance. - Buddha

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Be charitable before wealth make thee covetous, and lose not the glory of the mite. - Thomas Brown

If the rich could pay people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living. - Yiddish Proverb

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

It is neither wealth nor splendor, but tranquility and occupation, which give happiness. - Thomas Jefferson

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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