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International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

You do not determine a man's greatness by his talent or wealth, as the world does, but rather by what it takes to discourage him. - Jerry Falwell

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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