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Marathon Runner Tip

Don't run downwind from the pack

Marathon Runner Tip thanks to Keith Blake

Tips for marathon runners: how much is too much?

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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I ran a 100-mile marathon, and I was powered by coconut water. - Jesse Itzler

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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