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Marathon Runner Tip

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Marathon Runner Tip thanks to Keith Blake

Tips for marathon runners: how much is too much?

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I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yoga has a sly, clever way of short circuiting the mental patterns that cause anxiety. - Baxter Bell

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Imagining what a character will do in a given situation - it's like an equation, and working it out is a marathon rather than a sprint. - Callum Turner


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