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Marathon Runner Tip

Don't run downwind from the pack

Marathon Runner Tip thanks to Keith Blake

Tips for marathon runners: how much is too much?

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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Drum soloing is like doing a marathon and solving equations at the same time. - Neil Peart

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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